Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 18, 2012

Yeah. about as serious as a heart attack.

Oh no, a heart attack! He should have taken the bypass.

A double heart attack? This is extremely serious!

Gosh! Had I seen those guys coming, I’d have assumed they were all heart!Who woulda thought they’d beat up on somebody?.

Last bloody time I assume something.

(My apologies to delicate British ears.)

That wouldn’t have happened had he been carrying his automatic defibulator!

Ward them off with the Bayer emblem…..

Maybe he needs a stint man?

Aorta poke you one!

Back to back heart attacks – he could be left for dead. No cardiac arrest in sight.

Headline: Thrombosis Twins take down Fast Food Freddie.Last night in an artery off the main line, Fast Food Freddie was found dead…….

They were blood brothers. They minded their P and Q’s; but it was the RST,s that got them off the beaten path.

Police later found the assailants, “Venny” Cava and “Lefty” Atrium who were placed under cardiac arrest and are awaiting a pulmonary hearing.

Those dancing fools, they haven’t missed a beat.

That’s what happens when you interrupt a heart-to-heart talk.

Nice demorodney!

That’s what Dave gets for ditching them in San Francisco.

He should call for heparin.

It will all be over in a heartbeat.

Old joke :D

I think it was all in vein,,,

Only one way to defend yourself – bring out the paddles!

I noticed these hearts aren’t wearing any sleeves…If he injures them, does that mean they are liberals?

♫Two hearts beat as one.♫ (U2)

He must be a Klingon if he has two hearts.

I’m late getting in the stream today, and my efforts to come up with a contribution have been in vain. But kudos to today’s punsters, topnotch throughout.

You should all have your own strip – those are hilarious!

Heart to heart. Two hearts BEAT as one.

That is one bad heart attack(and pun)