Dave knew it was serious.
Yeah. about as serious as a heart attack.
Oh no, a heart attack! He should have taken the bypass.
A double heart attack? This is extremely serious!
Gosh! Had I seen those guys coming, I’d have assumed they were all heart!Who woulda thought they’d beat up on somebody?.
Last bloody time I assume something.
(My apologies to delicate British ears.)
That wouldn’t have happened had he been carrying his automatic defibulator!
Ward them off with the Bayer emblem…..
Maybe he needs a stint man?
Aorta poke you one!
Back to back heart attacks – he could be left for dead. No cardiac arrest in sight.
Headline: Thrombosis Twins take down Fast Food Freddie.Last night in an artery off the main line, Fast Food Freddie was found dead…….
They were blood brothers. They minded their P and Q’s; but it was the RST,s that got them off the beaten path.
Police later found the assailants, “Venny” Cava and “Lefty” Atrium who were placed under cardiac arrest and are awaiting a pulmonary hearing.
Those dancing fools, they haven’t missed a beat.
That’s what happens when you interrupt a heart-to-heart talk.
Nice demorodney!
That’s what Dave gets for ditching them in San Francisco.
He should call for heparin.
It will all be over in a heartbeat.
Old joke :D
I think it was all in vein,,,
Only one way to defend yourself – bring out the paddles!
I noticed these hearts aren’t wearing any sleeves…If he injures them, does that mean they are liberals?
♫Two hearts beat as one.♫ (U2)
He must be a Klingon if he has two hearts.
I’m late getting in the stream today, and my efforts to come up with a contribution have been in vain. But kudos to today’s punsters, topnotch throughout.
You should all have your own strip – those are hilarious!
Heart to heart. Two hearts BEAT as one.
That is one bad heart attack(and pun)
Dan Thompson
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Yeah. about as serious as a heart attack.
Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Oh no, a heart attack! He should have taken the bypass.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
A double heart attack? This is extremely serious!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Gosh! Had I seen those guys coming, I’d have assumed they were all heart!Who woulda thought they’d beat up on somebody?.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Last bloody time I assume something.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
(My apologies to delicate British ears.)
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
That wouldn’t have happened had he been carrying his automatic defibulator!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Ward them off with the Bayer emblem…..
Mongo almost 13 years ago
Maybe he needs a stint man?
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Aorta poke you one!
imbaldeagle almost 13 years ago
Back to back heart attacks – he could be left for dead. No cardiac arrest in sight.
BroShort almost 13 years ago
Headline: Thrombosis Twins take down Fast Food Freddie.Last night in an artery off the main line, Fast Food Freddie was found dead…….
J Short almost 13 years ago
They were blood brothers. They minded their P and Q’s; but it was the RST,s that got them off the beaten path.
demorodney almost 13 years ago
Police later found the assailants, “Venny” Cava and “Lefty” Atrium who were placed under cardiac arrest and are awaiting a pulmonary hearing.
otforever almost 13 years ago
Those dancing fools, they haven’t missed a beat.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 13 years ago
That’s what happens when you interrupt a heart-to-heart talk.
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Nice demorodney!
That’s what Dave gets for ditching them in San Francisco.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He should call for heparin.
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
It will all be over in a heartbeat.
i_am_the_jam almost 13 years ago
Old joke :D
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I think it was all in vein,,,
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Only one way to defend yourself – bring out the paddles!
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
I noticed these hearts aren’t wearing any sleeves…If he injures them, does that mean they are liberals?
Michelle Morris almost 13 years ago
♫Two hearts beat as one.♫ (U2)
chromosome Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He must be a Klingon if he has two hearts.
ChucklinChuck almost 13 years ago
I’m late getting in the stream today, and my efforts to come up with a contribution have been in vain. But kudos to today’s punsters, topnotch throughout.
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member almost 13 years ago
You should all have your own strip – those are hilarious!
Yukoneric almost 13 years ago
Heart to heart. Two hearts BEAT as one.
comiclovah almost 12 years ago
That is one bad heart attack(and pun)