Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2013
September 15, 2013
September 17, 2013
Transcript:
Dog: I intend to prove that on June 13th, when the gate was left wide open, the defendant utterly failed to run loose or dig up the neighbors rose garden, and furthermore, he actually slept through the incident like a common housecoat!
How would the jury be addressed? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury? How bout Bitches and gentledogs of the jury?