Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 16, 2013
September 15, 2013
September 17, 2013
Transcript:
Dog: I intend to prove that on June 13th, when the gate was left wide open, the defendant utterly failed to run loose or dig up the neighbors rose garden, and furthermore, he actually slept through the incident like a common housecoat!
Allen Rymer about 11 years ago
So the problem would be….?
Varnes about 11 years ago
Dog gone it!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 11 years ago
Revoke his license!
Chithing Premium Member about 11 years ago
Throw the bone at him!
clucky about 11 years ago
Love the bowl of water on table !!
DONZOR about 11 years ago
Will he be defended with dogged determination?
emptc12 about 11 years ago
The defense rebuttal: “He is his Highness’ dog at Kew. Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?”
MissScarlet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Squirrel !
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
That dirty dog! . . . ☻
ant about 11 years ago
Proving FTW!!
Jeff0811 about 11 years ago
How would the jury be addressed? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury? How bout Bitches and gentledogs of the jury?