Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 15, 2018

He’s a ringer!

And that ring-ding pitch of his ain’t no joke either.

Gauss where the most likely pitch will cross the plate.

His best pitches tend to be randomly distributed.

Took me a minute….

Hope we’re not gonna be graded on this.

Do we really need to see his clapper?

Now that you mention it his name does ring a bell.

A line drive up the middle will ring his bell!

A good hitter could still hit a dinger off of him.

The team he pitches for is called The Standard Deviations

Please change the name of this comic to: PUNishment! :-)

For those of you who are interested, The Great Copper Clapper Caper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo

That hitter looks really handsome.

“If the pitcher rings the bell, the batter will be hurting like hell.” That’s because the ball will hit the batter’s cup in his jockstrap.

I’d say that these puns are only average but that might be mean.

I thought maybe the visible part of the pitcher’s name should’ve been Quasi…