Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 25, 2020

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    wiatr  over 4 years ago

    Indeed.

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t push your luck buddy.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “Can it also have a loudspeaker blaring ‘La Bamba’ constantly?” “Only if you pay the Valens up front.”

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    pearlsbs  over 4 years ago

    Save your money on the built in GPS device. Just make the geographic coordinates public, then anyone can find it using GPS.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Old joke, A female miser, Amanda Carlotta Bull, went to a tombstone maker and said she wanted her marker to have only her dates and the words “Died A Virgin” on it, when asked why she didn’t want her name on the stone she replied “People will take one look at it and say ’That’s A. Lotta Bull’”.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She’s just planning a few weeks ahead.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Precisely!

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    you’d think she’d be more sensible when discussing such a grave subject…

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    You said it, guy; and she agrees!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Looks like a good case for a new episode of Forensic Files II. Remember this strip if he ends up dead in the near future.

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Beware buyer’s remorse…

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    micromos  over 4 years ago

    Ad a Google search screen on it.

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    “Well I didn’t want it to go over anyone else’s.”

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    “over my dead body” is one of those phrases I avoid like “What could possibly go wrong”…

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    PuppyPapa  over 4 years ago

    “Shakey’s”?

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    pearlsbs  over 4 years ago

    We can’t be absolutely certain that the guy with her is her husband.

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