Old joke, A female miser, Amanda Carlotta Bull, went to a tombstone maker and said she wanted her marker to have only her dates and the words “Died A Virgin” on it, when asked why she didn’t want her name on the stone she replied “People will take one look at it and say ’That’s A. Lotta Bull’”.
wiatr over 4 years ago
Indeed.
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
Don’t push your luck buddy.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
“Can it also have a loudspeaker blaring ‘La Bamba’ constantly?” “Only if you pay the Valens up front.”
pearlsbs over 4 years ago
Save your money on the built in GPS device. Just make the geographic coordinates public, then anyone can find it using GPS.
sergioandrade Premium Member over 4 years ago
Old joke, A female miser, Amanda Carlotta Bull, went to a tombstone maker and said she wanted her marker to have only her dates and the words “Died A Virgin” on it, when asked why she didn’t want her name on the stone she replied “People will take one look at it and say ’That’s A. Lotta Bull’”.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
She’s just planning a few weeks ahead.
The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
Precisely!
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
you’d think she’d be more sensible when discussing such a grave subject…
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
You said it, guy; and she agrees!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago
Looks like a good case for a new episode of Forensic Files II. Remember this strip if he ends up dead in the near future.
J Quest over 4 years ago
Beware buyer’s remorse…
micromos over 4 years ago
Ad a Google search screen on it.
cdward over 4 years ago
“Well I didn’t want it to go over anyone else’s.”
KEA over 4 years ago
“over my dead body” is one of those phrases I avoid like “What could possibly go wrong”…
PuppyPapa over 4 years ago
“Shakey’s”?
pearlsbs over 4 years ago
We can’t be absolutely certain that the guy with her is her husband.