Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2020

The Force is not so strong with this one.

At least he got to keep the stuffed ewok.

That’s o.k. Only thing you have to do is to get over to the next galaxy far, far away, and you can rule there!

OK; I sit corrected — it’s “baby Yoda.” At least it’s not a cannibal.

He’s not cut out for the work force.

I hear that they are hiring over at Star Fleet.

Did you plan today’s comic with The Argyle Sweater? (Today is not May 4th.)

Would Darth “I heart” anything?

“D.V. has decided to leave of his own accord to pursue other evil opportunities.” – Emperor Palpatine (in a memo).

They got tired of him just Sithing around all day.

Put The Child down and step away!

He doesn’t mention the generous retirement bonus and that he gets to keep the saber.

R2D2 is on Argyl Sweater

Leave baby Yoda!

That’s the way of corporate America — terminate the experienced (higher paid), older workers before they can get full retirement benefits. Make way for the young (inexperienced but much cheaper) and avoid those pesky pension payments.

It was probably the incident in the canteen that did him in: https://youtu.be/xxX7QCll3oc

Don’t worry. The Force will be with you, always.

not to geek out on you, but it’s The Child, not baby Yoda.

I like his calendar of moon pictures. Wait a minute, that’s no moon!