Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 03, 2021

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    I’d just call Todd a gobbler!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    “Either way, let’s sit at a different table.”

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    That’s not COLD turkey. It’s a FLUke.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Talk about insert Turkey, YIKES!

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I prefer hot tuna.

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    Not only COLD turkey but WHOLE turkey.

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    Thinkingblade  over 3 years ago

    I probably spend too much time on the internet – but with a mouth big enough to fit a whole turkey in – maybe he needs to meet that girl on TikTok who has a huge mouth and does videos of eating sandwiches and stuff.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    An awfully small turkey.More like Cornish hen.

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    nboady  over 3 years ago

    Is he going to wash it down with cold Duck?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Groan…

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    vacman  over 3 years ago

    on a sub.

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