Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 07, 2022

Reminds me of the lawyer on Futurama.

“But I still crossed the road.”

A cross dressing hen?

And when my wife told me that she had “one in the oven” the last thing I thought of was that she cooked our neighbors…

But I do have some chicken nuggets of wisdom.

Do little cities have lawyers?

But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

looks like a rooster, so, yeah, he ain’t layin’ at all…

He’s from the law office of Cluck, Cluck, and Buckaw.

Is the chicken’s name Vinny? Where’s Marisa Tomei?

Nor are you clucking sane…

Face palm! I didn’t get it until I read the caption again. I automatically thought it said lawyer.

Henlayer Darrow

Matcluck.

Mr. Haney (Green Acres)

This lawyer should be easy to find; his office is right across the road.