Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 03, 2022

The silent-E I’ve heard of.

Use psychology! Play the sound of a thousand mimes in a soundproof box.

Try appealing to his magnetic personality.

Try charades. I hear he’s pretty good at it.

“Yes, I do say. It’s him who won’t say anything.” … “I see. You mean ‘U’.” … “No, not me – that guy.” … “That’s ‘U’.” … “What do you mean? I’m right here.” … “And ‘U’ won’t talk.” … “What do you mean? I’m talking right now. I give up – I’m not talking to you anymore.” … “It’s just like ‘U’.”

GROAN

U would think he knew …Silencio

u hit new low

I think we missed a “Don’t mime if I do” opportunity…

U be quiet.

Try bribing him That could make the U turn. :)