Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2022

Okay, I know who Cain and Abel are, but I don’t get the pun on “Abelist”. But then, I haven’t had my coffee yet…

Cain wasn’t hired, because he wasn’t Abel to do the work.

You prefer … Does that means you’ll consider it?

Is there someone else who can help? Who do I have to kill to get a job?

looks like he needs to raise some cain…

To save others from looking it up:

‘An ableist is someone who practices discrimination in favor of able-bodied people.’

Sugar-coating Cain’s history is futile.

“Also we have concerns over your curse by God”

In the joint I had a cellie named Abel and one with the last name Caine.