Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 06, 2022

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    Ahuehuete  almost 2 years ago

    You owe Disney a royalty!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    These lists do not have to be mutually exclusive. [Same thing with Naughty-Nice list – almost all kids are both (to some degree)]

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I think Santa may have a pack-a-day candy cane habit.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What will Santa do for the ones on his nautical list, if they’re good?

    Ship them something?

    Or just wave at them?

    The elves don’t make seafaring supplies… maybe Santa is looking for a good sail.

    I guess we’ll have to wait and sea.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If that was Fletcher Christian, he belongs on the right side. But if that is Fletcher Schlabotney, then Santa nailed it!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    I’m not sure they need anything from Santa. They’ve got all that Treasure Chest booty

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Santa thinks of everyone…

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    rm8ty  almost 2 years ago

    Keep Santa happy, do knot anchor him, oar else he will scow at you. He can be a bit dinghy at times, especially if he’s 3 sheets to the wind. Otherwise he’s on a pretty even keel although a bit stern. But if you ketch him on a bad day he might just be mizzen. But that’s the sprit! I could go on but we all have better things to do.

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    ArtClogg1  almost 2 years ago

    trump will sue. He’s not on either list.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    you should see his “knotty” list – ashton, baum, birch, björk, hayashi, li, matsuda, palmer, pinheiro, and more who’ll be pining for presents…

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t the names on the left side all be French names?

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