Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 10, 2023

I was a clieeeeeent.

Once, he was jealous. Now, not so much.

Sometimes it’s not easy being green.

Well, at least you have regular vowel movements.

I’m into trading stocks – have a nice chicken one now.

Format wars.

Kp y mn ths prcpts tn.

{Add the “e” to the words to solve the puzzle. “E” is the only vowel in the words.}

I remember learning in an English Literature class that inscription was found in an old family Bible.

I think they traded kilts when it was Scottrade.

All the letters were from the same source, so they were traded with “relative E’s”.

E-trading is such a vowel business.

EeEEeee – Green stakeholders…

he thought it’d be EZ PZ…