Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 05, 2023

“Aw shucks, are you stalkin’ me again?”

Ah, shucks!

I was just beginning to enjoy her nibblets

“And what are you going to do with that butter?”

Whoa! Check out those tassles!

I bet she has a husky voice

He enjoys the silky stalk-ings.

Cornhub? Auto parts?

Amaizeing.

Shucks! Probably a Slathered In Butter hashtag.

Mazola playing in the back ground.

I was just looking at her ears! Honest!

He was just about to ‘pop’.

What site is this a take on?

She’s sure letting all her kernels hang out…

He was just about to maizeturbate.

Just watching “Field Of Dreams”, Dear.

He wouldn’t be in trouble if he just watched Charlie with the news on KORN or now it’s probably Korntube.

Pull up your husk. Your kernels are showing. And tuck your tassel back in. What kind of cornfield do you think this is?

Ear we go again

Husking for trouble?

She has such perky nibblets.

we can count on dan for really corny humor…

popped this one out

Shucks, caught again

he better be careful or he might pop his kernal ;)

Oh, so many corny comments today!