Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 05, 2023

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    Fantom Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Aw shucks, are you stalkin’ me again?”

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    pearlsbs  over 1 year ago

    Ah, shucks!

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    I was just beginning to enjoy her nibblets

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “And what are you going to do with that butter?”

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    MeanBob Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Whoa! Check out those tassles!

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    paul  over 1 year ago

    I bet she has a husky voice

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    Lady loves a joke  over 1 year ago

    He enjoys the silky stalk-ings.

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    thebashfulone  over 1 year ago

    Amaizeing.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Shucks! Probably a Slathered In Butter hashtag.

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    Herd of Turtles  over 1 year ago

    Mazola playing in the back ground.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I was just looking at her ears! Honest!

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He was just about to ‘pop’.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What site is this a take on?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    She’s sure letting all her kernels hang out…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    He was just about to maizeturbate.

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    Just watching “Field Of Dreams”, Dear.

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    Herd of Turtles  over 1 year ago

    He wouldn’t be in trouble if he just watched Charlie with the news on KORN or now it’s probably Korntube.

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    Pull up your husk. Your kernels are showing. And tuck your tassel back in. What kind of cornfield do you think this is?

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    jonlaw  over 1 year ago

    Ear we go again

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 1 year ago

    Husking for trouble?

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    CrzyDyeman  over 1 year ago

    She has such perky nibblets.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    we can count on dan for really corny humor…

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    popped this one out

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    PaulGoes  over 1 year ago

    Shucks, caught again

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    one-non_blonde  over 1 year ago

    he better be careful or he might pop his kernal ;)

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    louisb1030  over 1 year ago

    Oh, so many corny comments today!

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