Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 24, 2023

Reminds me of Hillbilly Bears. The Pa mumbled, and you could only understand the last few words, I recall, I think.

How em-bare-assing.

Our bear came by tonight, dude is growing!

Watch out for mosquitos.

And how come the bears aren’t bare?

Now you’re subject to the Bob Iger sanction.

I think that deserves an automatic mauling. At least, for the guy.

They support their right to bear arms (and everything else too).

Looks like Daisy from Harley.

I’m 71 and if I did that the bears would laugh and laugh.

I can’t imagine doing that with mosquitos, thorny bushes, etc..

Berenstain Bears If you remember them as Berenstein, that’s the Mandala Effect

Honest mistake…

They shoulda nude that.

Going to cut down on the flossing.

I think I get it, they’re blueberry enthusiasts.

This is why people try to avoid overbearing bears.

Spelling is so important

To bare is human

It’s unbearable

the hikers barely understand the bear…

And that’s the naked truth!

“We ate our honey, we ate a lot, now we got nothing in our honey pot.”

Weird double-standard in comics. They’ll show the naked butts of guys, but not women. Look at the Simpsons – must have seen Homer and Bart’s rears a dozen times. Not sure if ever they showed Marge, and know never for Lisa.