Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2025

I could actually see this being a song. Would like to hear it.

Weird Al could probably match those lyrics with a known song. I love his parody songs.

I like the south paw bassist

Three Doors Down rolled three of a kind.

Still better than Bubblegum Music.

GREAT SHAKES!

“Yahtzee Rock” sounds like a play on the “Yacht Rock” genre; but the depiction is something very different. (Yacht Rock is like Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville).

They’re touring with Yachtley Crue.

The blonde bass guitarist: her nose faces one way and her lips the other, kind of an interesting expression.

About the hand sign: The gesture usually associated with heavy metal involves the thumb against the fingers lowered against the palm, intended to symbolize the devil, Texas Longhorns fans use it for a more bovine meaning. That gesture with the thumb extended to the side is a sign language sign for Love. My current celebrity crush, a heavy metal drummer, uses the Love sign instead of the devil sign.

Anything’s better than rap. Even nails down a blackboard.