Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 12, 2011

Another clueless texter…

sounds like a rock-solid case — how much to settle?

He crashed into gas? Jupiter is just a giant space fart!

That’s like saying ’Pam’s got a great body’ so she’ll have hold it agianst me.

OK, so Sue me…

If he was here it would be - texting AND eating a breakfast burrito…

Pedestrian texters are as big a menace. Crossing against lights, being rude to other walkers, bumping into me while I’m trying to eat a double dip cone. Hey, what’s this shyster’s number?

Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

With all these comments, I’m surprised it hasn’t dawned on anyone to do a little wordplay with the spacecraft’s name.

Is the alien’s name Tony Orlando? T.O. and Dawn – now there was a disaster.

This is the dawning of the age…. RU Sirius……?

He was blinded by the dawn’s early light

I’d try to join in the puns, but I’m afraid I’d fail and you’d all look dawn on me.

It’s a good thing he was going west. If he’d been going east he’d have run into the sun! Much hotter than McDonald’s coffee!!!

Sounds like a lawsuit someone in America here would pull unfortunately. :’(

This could get astronomically expensive. You might want to settle to make the Vesta the situation. (Personally, I’d like to Belt him.)

Good thing he didn’t crash into Uranus; people would be laughing about it until the end of time.

Sherlock…. I don’t want anybody to crash (or slide) into mine!

Be wary of Dawn’s surly light.