Oh great, now the comments section is going to get all filled up advocates on all sides of this issue with snarky comments of varying degrees of hubris and trollosity.
I can prove that the ice age melted because Wilma burned Fred’s brontoburger. Given time and a $4 billion grant, I can invent a method to grill pancakes in a cold pan. My wife has been trying for years and wonders why she doesn’t get little bubbles like I do .For the betterment of the environment guys, don’t marry women so young that home ec was phased out as sexist before your Betty Crocker went to school.Need new spell checkBronto burger isn’t includedBetterment is
@Phatts — I’m not going to be snarky or hubristic. I just feel compelled to state that 1) temperature statistics show that the Earth is warming, 2) the two main things that contribute to global warming are the Earth’s orbital Milankovitch cycles and extra Co2 in the air, 3) the Milankovitch cycles show that the Earth should be entering a period of cooling right about now, 4) Volcanic activity and other natural forms of Co2 release are at relatively inconsequential levels, 5) and therefore, it is nearly certain, by simple process of deduction, that man-made Co2 emissions are to some extent contributing to our changing climate.
I like the Waffle House effect better. Even better than that, how about the Coffee House effect? That should generate enough energy to keep us going for centuries, or even millenia.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Oh, and I was hoping for pigs-in-a-blanket…
rayannina almost 13 years ago
Rooty-tooty fresh & fruity!
Phatts almost 13 years ago
Oh great, now the comments section is going to get all filled up advocates on all sides of this issue with snarky comments of varying degrees of hubris and trollosity.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
What….a….. va….tarrr???
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Hey, I had a similar experience one time…but it involved green pancakes……man, I hope they have a better time than I did….
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
If a Green House Effect is causing Global Warming then why do they keep telling us to Go Green?
aarken almost 13 years ago
People need planets….planets don’t need people.
phuhknees almost 13 years ago
Maple syrup!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Rayannina — By the time IHOP is the Interplanetary House of Pancakes will that be the Rooty Reconstitute-y Freeze-dried Fruity?
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
I can prove that the ice age melted because Wilma burned Fred’s brontoburger. Given time and a $4 billion grant, I can invent a method to grill pancakes in a cold pan. My wife has been trying for years and wonders why she doesn’t get little bubbles like I do .For the betterment of the environment guys, don’t marry women so young that home ec was phased out as sexist before your Betty Crocker went to school.Need new spell checkBronto burger isn’t includedBetterment is
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
you don’t have a body like that eating pancakes
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“Now I’m waffling about going.”*Bring nannerpus repellant. It sounds redundant because nannerpi are repellent anyway, but you can’t be too careful.
TheSpanishInquisition almost 13 years ago
@Phatts — I’m not going to be snarky or hubristic. I just feel compelled to state that 1) temperature statistics show that the Earth is warming, 2) the two main things that contribute to global warming are the Earth’s orbital Milankovitch cycles and extra Co2 in the air, 3) the Milankovitch cycles show that the Earth should be entering a period of cooling right about now, 4) Volcanic activity and other natural forms of Co2 release are at relatively inconsequential levels, 5) and therefore, it is nearly certain, by simple process of deduction, that man-made Co2 emissions are to some extent contributing to our changing climate.
cstewart23 almost 13 years ago
The obvious solution to global warming is nuclear winter.
richardkel almost 13 years ago
I like the Waffle House effect better. Even better than that, how about the Coffee House effect? That should generate enough energy to keep us going for centuries, or even millenia.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Imagine what the world would be like if it was experiencing an Animal House effect.
“TOGA! TOGA!”
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Coyoty — love the nannerpus!BTW I see you’ve been deSmurfed. Hope it was painless.
Phatts almost 13 years ago
and in the conclusion, the next time anybody feels “compelled” to say something, try Facebook.
alan.gurka almost 13 years ago
Then, maybe it’s time to visit the donut people again.