I used to get asked in interviews, “Do you get to work on time?” I’ve been working on time all my life! Every day! Sometimes it syncs up, sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes I see my own tail going around the next corner. Sometimes weeks go by in an afternoon.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Best explanation ever. Believable too.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
If the Kardashians like to shop so much, then why didn’t the Ferengi trap them in economic servitude long ago?
Bilan almost 13 years ago
iro·ny noun \ˈī-rə-nē\ One Time Thief mocking another.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Put the crazy back into the box.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Noooo, not Judge Judy!!!
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
No such thing as Time Thieves. Pardon me now. I have to check out the comments @gocomics.com/luann/
Nelly55 almost 13 years ago
yet another reason to call it the “boob tube”
Phatts almost 13 years ago
It occurs to me, this may be why no one will ever invent a Time Machine. What’s the point of going back? It would be like watching Re-Runs.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
MTV is the enemy!
pbarnrob almost 13 years ago
I used to get asked in interviews, “Do you get to work on time?” I’ve been working on time all my life! Every day! Sometimes it syncs up, sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes I see my own tail going around the next corner. Sometimes weeks go by in an afternoon.