Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 21, 2013

Sounds like some of the grade schools lately, so sad…

i think i’ll leave that last comment well enough alone…

So if I give someone “the finger,” it’s assault with a deadly weapon?

Brewster can’t count to 15 without his fingers…and some of his toes.

Of course he has to license it. It’s a hand gun.

I must point out; finger nail guns can be dangerous…..☻

You could poke somebody’s eye out with that!

Brewster running around with anything or nothing at all is dangerous.

Hey, be careful where you point that thing!!

(Excellent, Coyoty!)

Brewster has been known to use his finger gun . . . with a high capacity magazine. To turn the pages. A magazine with funny pictures.

Hey, watch that thing – it’s got a nail in it.

That actually made me laugh out loud.

Archie had one of those gag strips where Reggie pointed his finger at Mr Lodge and said “Rat-a-tat-tat.”

Mr Lodge (clutching his chest): “Aaaagh! They got me!”

Archie: “Why did you say, ‘rat-a-tat-tat’?”

Reggie (scratching his head): “Uh, I meant, ‘tum-de-dum-dum.’ I forgot the finger was loaded!”

Yeah, and had he put a Band-Aid on it as a silencer, no one would know what happened.

Don’t point that finger at me unless you’re prepared to used it…

Oh, shoot.

A boy was recently suspended from school for having a finger-gun:

http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2013-02-17/local/37149680_1_middle-school-teacher-sandy-hook-elementary-school-school-bus

What if he fails the background check, will it be “please turn in your digits?”

Sounds like Kommiefornia’s stupid laws at work. America’s freedom was not won with registered firearms. Our British overlords tried that in 1775.

Moe Howard’s hand had two barrels…..Nyuk..Nyuk..

coyote, goodquestion, and NoCents, If I’d gotten here sooner, I was gonna say, “Hey! Don’t point that thing, it’s got a nail in it!” But you guys took up the slack….All for one and one for all…It’s all about the humor……… A wise man once said, “Humor is the only thing that should be taken seriously..”…Well, OK, it was me….

At ComicCon they Peace-Bond your wand.

Brewster was stupid enough to shoot himself while cleaning his finger.