Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 30, 2013

The dark matter is the Ho Hos, not the Twinkies.

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

And the third theory is that this is Brewster’s universe and we’re stuck living in it. Be seeing you.

Yep, new Twinkies gave up part of themselves to the missing universe…

Twinkie Twinkie, little star……How I wonder what you are….seriously….Food or not food?

I’d think that Twinkies would relate more to dark energy than dark matter. At least, they’re responsible for the accelerating expansion of certain parts of the universe.

Twinkies are famous for being indestructable (at least, non-biodegradable).Why would anybody eat something that can’t rot?

As long as ignore Plasma- the most common material in the Universe- the materials whose properties on Earth explain the sun and major bonding between all stars. Twinkies don’t last very long- a month maybe.

Good for you, sir!Of course it would be folly to eat them even if they were union made, but I greatly respect your position.

That’s too blue to be an ordinary Twinkie. It must be a Tinky Winky Twinkie. It’s too small for Brewster, so he’ll give it to Dr. Mel’s assistant.“Shrinky Tinky Winky Twinkie, Winkie?”

And God said, “Let there be Twinkies.”

And what about my glasses. I’m missing 95% of my reading glasses. Where could THEY be?

Blue Twinkies? Gross!

So we’re part of the 5% accounted for?? I think we’re missing something . . . ☻

Why is Brewster eating a blue Twinkie? Is that the color of the new ones? Ugh!

my thoughts exactly! A blue twinkie is just so wrong!

Twinkies have been gone so long that the colorist forgot what they looked like.

While the number of stars estimated has increased, so has the amount of space needed to hold them – ergo still the missing mass.

“look up the word???”Now you assign homework, Professor?

Like “hypothetical unknown dimensions?”

When Twinkies originally were removed, a relative of mine in Washington State begged me to send him over what I could find since I lived in Los Angeles and obviously I could get things here easier than he could get them there. I told him, relax, Twinkies would be coming back sooner or later. Guess what?

(of course, no one predicted the smaller packages…)

The Great Green Arkleseizure: The creator of the universe, according to the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI. Their legend has it that the universe was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure, and they thus “live in perpetual fear of the time they call ‘The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.’”..Wikipedia is your friend. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Arkleseizure#Great_Green_Arkleseizure

I’m pretty sure the missing matter is still phlogiston.

Tweenkies are neither union nor non-union. They are inanimate objects we sometimes eat.