Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 14, 2014

So, hand it over so I can leg it out of here.

Ouch!

Oh, and we’re also suing you because of that dang music! Do you know every place we visit, they have to play the theme from that Spielberg movie? You know, you just get totally sick of it sometimes…..And if you play it now, I’m doubling my per diem…

Yes, I am putting the bite on you. That’s the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

Can he sue Syfy to stop the Sharknado travesty too? I’d love to join as a friend of the court!

He’s got no room to talk. He’s wearing a sharkskin suit.

♫♪When the shark bites with his teeth dear♪♪This looks like a job for Pam’s kids . . . ☻

Isn’t Lawyer for Sharks a bit redundant?

My lawyer asks for free dental work for being on call. That’s his retainer.

He told his clients he’d do the work “Pro Bone-o”.

Nice shark-skin suit.

“Man-eaters?” That sounds sexist, like they don’t eat women. I think the lawyer should also throw in “sexual discrimination” and “defamation of character” with his law suit.

“I’m a lawyer for sharks.”….That’s redundant, but I can’t figure out how.

Well, there’s always the old joke about why sharks don’t eat lawyers: Professional courtesy…

Sharks aren’t maneaters. They’re food eaters. Everything looks like food to them. Not their fault.