Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 15, 2014

Don’t bother with Sharknado 1…..It sucks, until the end. But, hey Sharknado 2 is actually pretty good…Great cameos, irony, goofiness, self parody…Chain saws and sharks….What the hey do you want?…..It would have made a good first movie at the Drive In Theater….If there were Drive In theater,….Never saw the second movie….

I’d love a movie where sharks armed with chainsaws chop up people.

The shark’s logical next step is to run for Congress.

News item: a cruise ship carrying the annual outing of the American Bar Association sank in shark-infested waters. To everyone’s surprise, all the lawyers survived (though the ship’s crew was eaten within minutes). Said a spokesman, “Well, y’know—professional courtesy…”

If you don’t want people thinking of you as a heartless predator, don’t use Warner Brothers as a PR firm.

Do you know why sharks won’t eat lawyers? Professional courtesy

What do you have if a tour boat with 500 layers sinks, killing everyone on board? ..A good start. 8^)

On the television series ‘Shark’, which was basically ‘House:MD" with lawyers, James Woods’ boss was both a politician and a lawyer. Who did they cast to make her seem more human? 7 of 9 (Jeri Ryan)

On the television series ‘Shark’, which was basically ‘House:MD" with lawyers, James Woods’ boss was both a politician and a lawyer. Who did they cast to make her seem more human? 7 of 9 (Jeri Ryan)

Sharknado. Sheesh. And then they made a sequel..Channel hasn’t been worth a darn since they cancelled MST3K.

Then there was the story about the little boy coming across a grave bearing the legend, “Here lies a lawyer and a good man.” The little boy asked his mother, “Mommy? Why did they bury two people here?”

Candygram.

SNACKING on HUMANS ANYTIME-REALLY KOOL

Would you prefer they study medicine? We have Nurse Sharks, after all…

Snap!!!

I know I’m late & no one will see this, but-.Do you know the definition of “tragedy”?A busload of lawyers goes off a cliff – and there are four empty seats,