Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 11, 2014

Trust us, Broccoli – you won’t like it. Absolutely no flavor at all. Well, that’s what I’ve heard … it’s not that I’ve ever tried it… Really, I haven’t… Move along, move along now…

I thought we tasted like chicken.

IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!

“Off with his head!”

“You’re not helping, Lettuce.”

Just give peas a chance. (couldn’t resist)

I like broccoli it is the asparagus that spears my goat.

in preparation, the celery , the asparagus and the broccoli are STALKing the humans

Not true! I like broccoli . . . with jalapena ranch dressing . . . ⚉

Humans aren’t much, but broccoli is a gas.

I thought smoothies were made with fruit, so why should vegetables care?I always thought that vegetables and fruit were sworn enemies, like cats and dogs.

Time to hire the Syrian cannibal rebel Abu Sakkar a a consultant.

@SusanSunshineI thought putting glasses on inanimate objects was Scott Hilburn’s turf.

Speak for yourself; I love broccoli!

I like broccoli…. I had some for lunch today. I left the parsnip, though.

Plenty of recipes for vegetable smoothies. Here’s one site of many http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/healthy-meals/green-smoothie-recipes-00100000096170/index.html

I wouldn’t show it to Brewster if I were you.

Broccoli is only as good as the melted cheese you put over it.

I got the blues, but what I need is green…I got the blues, but what I need is green..Ain’t had no broccoli, don’t know how long it’s been…

The rains came once but they never did come back…(Repeat)Turned those sweet green fields to yellow, brown than black.

Used to pile that broccoli like a haystack on my plate, (Repeat)Might not do much for you, but honey I think it’s great…

Won’t you bring me that broccoli in a basket, box or a bag, (Repeat) Wanna be biting on a bunch of broccoli for my last gag…

“Varnes”

The cucumber is actually a fruit,,,An ovum with seeds, = fruit….

Rhubarb is a vegetable pretending to be a fruit,…Garrison Keeler…

A tomato is a fruit pretending to be a vegetable….

Varnes

More accurately, humans taste bad. Just part of our evolution from all the millennia that being eaten by predators was common.