Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 21, 2015

That’s a lot longer than you’ll last if you don’t obey mom.

The scientists have been wrong, before, Jr. Now get to schoolwork! (And clean your room, too!)

Teachers don’t accept “Entropy ate my homework” as an excuse.

I like the climate doomsayers who say in 2185 we are all doomed as if we will be here.

He’s just citing the guarenteed last Use By date for the universe. But the is a whole array of events to make homework appear a silly thing to do in the much shorter term. Giant meteors, mass coronal ejections, massive intesteller x-ray events that you can’t even see coming, and much more. The meteor is almost certain, having happened a number of times. And like a lot of other Earth killer events, they can happen at any time..The is all rather comforting, since the human experiment has been a crashing failure. Development of animal forms beyond about the level of marmoset is tragically flawed.

Shoebox dioramas are pointless? Sure hope Petey from Cul de Sac doesn’t hear that….

Channeling little Alvy Singer in “Annie Hall”…

Even if the world doesn’t end, I’ll never use anything I learned in algebra.

Funny how everyone remembers things that people used to day that are wildly improbable. How ’bout some citations?