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The total of todays comments smells like the harbor of Kaohsiung , Taiwan at low tide circa 1963ā¦.Was a seventh fleet sailor before the chain gangā¦.or maybe as a cause of itā¦ā¦
We went to topsy-turvy land to see a man-oā-war,And we were much attached to it, because we simply were;We found an anchor-ite within the mud upon the leaFor the ghost of Jonahās whale he ran away and went to sea.Oh, it was awful!It was unlawful!We rallied round the flag in sevāral millions;They couldnāt shake us;They had to take us;So the halibut and cod they danced cotillions.Oh, very well, then,I hear the curfew,Please go away and come some other day;Goliath tusselsWith Samsonās muscles,Yet the muscles never fight in Oyster Bay.āāThe Sea-Fairiesā, by L. Frank Baum
GreasyOldTam over 7 years ago
Whatever Steven Pastis has appears to be contagious.
x_Tech over 7 years ago
Guess it time forā¦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
Wet Dream ā Kip Addotta
Darsan54 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Totally agree with that green fish and his friend blue.
HeckleMeElmo over 7 years ago
Which one has the little star? Which one has the little car?
therese_callahan2002 over 7 years ago
āYour idle talkās giving me a haddock!ā
Tigressy over 7 years ago
Boneless Salmon will be pressed, a) salted and smoked.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
Wowā¦ I never expected to sea an invasion on this scale come down the pike!
When I seafood, itās usually on a plateā¦ or maybe on the net.
I hope we humans wonāt flounder!
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OK, I gotta say something for the halibut.
Not to carp, but it never seems to sink in.
Stephan Pastis makes great puns, but heās not their sole inventor!
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Pearls Before Swine began in 2003..
That wonderful Kip Addotta bit (though not the video) was released in 1984ā¦.
Groucho made puns in the 50āsā¦
Heck, the Romans made puns back in the B.C.s.
And I probably made puns before that.
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Letās give all cartoonists credit for their own wit and originality!
pcolli over 7 years ago
Whereās Cliff? Heās missing lunch.
Tigressy over 7 years ago
@pcolli
At the Casino getting the chips.
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Did Brewster do that on Porpoise?
MikeM_inMD over 7 years ago
Hah! Puns are our greatest weapon for driving off invaders. We will prevail because you canāt krill all of us.
Kroykali over 7 years ago
And I thought we came up with every possible pun yesterday.
jdsven over 7 years ago
Good thing they didnāt visit the Earth of Pearls Before Swine. A pun over there might lead to a Death Star level destruction.
Ray_C over 7 years ago
āYou may try to overthrow us, but you will flounder on the scales of justice.ā
Ray_C over 7 years ago
Just after weād severed the head of the talapiosa mob, these guys show up.
Rev Phnk Ey over 7 years ago
Wait till that skanky Ann Chovie shows up.
Tigressy over 7 years ago
Invite the Penguin.
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
Whale, Iām not being crabby, but Iām signing off ācause Iāve really got to guppyā¦
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
These puns get my endorsal.
Charlie Tuba over 7 years ago
Are you doing that on porpoise?
RabbitDad over 7 years ago
There sure are some crappie puns in hereā¦
Dragoncat over 7 years ago
Holy Mackarel! So many fishy puns. But I have to give the Dragoncat Award for Best Fish Pun to SusanSunshine!
As for me, Iām āgone fishingā.
chain gang charlie over 7 years ago
The total of todays comments smells like the harbor of Kaohsiung , Taiwan at low tide circa 1963ā¦.Was a seventh fleet sailor before the chain gangā¦.or maybe as a cause of itā¦ā¦
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 7 years ago
We went to topsy-turvy land to see a man-oā-war,And we were much attached to it, because we simply were;We found an anchor-ite within the mud upon the leaFor the ghost of Jonahās whale he ran away and went to sea.Oh, it was awful!It was unlawful!We rallied round the flag in sevāral millions;They couldnāt shake us;They had to take us;So the halibut and cod they danced cotillions.Oh, very well, then,I hear the curfew,Please go away and come some other day;Goliath tusselsWith Samsonās muscles,Yet the muscles never fight in Oyster Bay.āāThe Sea-Fairiesā, by L. Frank Baum