Maybe Cliff’s cymbals weren’t that bad?
Uh-oh, Albert isn’t smiling.
Not what I expected living quarters on a space station to look like. But then, why shouldn’t they look like what people would want on Earth as well?
What were they doing in the dishwasher. The washing machine, for laundry, is where they belong – forgotten in a pocket. And they never come out. Ever. I know this as a fact. Run the dishwasher again and everything will probably be fine.
Uptight? Just go to your druggist and say,…
DAMMITOL!
He’ll know what to do!
For a mild relaxative, try Dammitol Red for a warm glow,Dammitol Blue for a blue haze and DAMMITOL Yellow, for a Golden……
nothing at all!
(tip o’ the hat to The Congress of Wonders comedy album, “Garfoonelnurky”)
so is Agent X in charge of the space station? I thought Brewster was.
Fancy digs for a space ship!
Well, at least they weren’t trying to wash the cat.
I didn’t know that.
I know however that play-doh and plasticine are a right b*&^*&tch to get out of outdoor furniture when it has had a few days in the sun.
And, in the dryer, too!
Never a dull moment in the life of motherhood
Maybe the kids aren’t old enough to be left alone while you’re at work, Pam.
They also melt if left on the seat of a car in summer
Giving her another stress ball might have helped more.
“And we tried drying them out in the microwave, that didn’t work either.”
She needs to take a tip from the ad where the woman enters her chaos-filled home, then backs out to enjoy the serenity of her car.
Actually it’s “Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, Crayons go up one drawer higher” (from the song “Mr. Mom” by Lonestar).
In the dryer too. Follow me for more tips, kids.
Aussie Down Under almost 4 years ago
Maybe Cliff’s cymbals weren’t that bad?
Algolei I almost 4 years ago
Uh-oh, Albert isn’t smiling.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Not what I expected living quarters on a space station to look like. But then, why shouldn’t they look like what people would want on Earth as well?
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
What were they doing in the dishwasher. The washing machine, for laundry, is where they belong – forgotten in a pocket. And they never come out. Ever. I know this as a fact. Run the dishwasher again and everything will probably be fine.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Uptight? Just go to your druggist and say,…
DAMMITOL!
He’ll know what to do!
For a mild relaxative, try Dammitol Red for a warm glow,Dammitol Blue for a blue haze and DAMMITOL Yellow, for a Golden……
nothing at all!
(tip o’ the hat to The Congress of Wonders comedy album, “Garfoonelnurky”)
phboles almost 4 years ago
so is Agent X in charge of the space station? I thought Brewster was.
ralphkramden almost 4 years ago
Fancy digs for a space ship!
trainnut1956 almost 4 years ago
Well, at least they weren’t trying to wash the cat.
chuckcork1 almost 4 years ago
I didn’t know that.
I know however that play-doh and plasticine are a right b*&^*&tch to get out of outdoor furniture when it has had a few days in the sun.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And, in the dryer, too!
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Never a dull moment in the life of motherhood
tripwire45 almost 4 years ago
Maybe the kids aren’t old enough to be left alone while you’re at work, Pam.
ValancyCarmody Premium Member almost 4 years ago
They also melt if left on the seat of a car in summer
Yontrop almost 4 years ago
Giving her another stress ball might have helped more.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
“And we tried drying them out in the microwave, that didn’t work either.”
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She needs to take a tip from the ad where the woman enters her chaos-filled home, then backs out to enjoy the serenity of her car.
Cactus-Pete almost 4 years ago
Actually it’s “Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, Crayons go up one drawer higher” (from the song “Mr. Mom” by Lonestar).
The Orange Mailman almost 4 years ago
In the dryer too. Follow me for more tips, kids.