Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 03, 2022

He better be glad that chocking is a sight gag, not a strip gag.

Are you SURE you’re not?

SURE you’re not!!

Maybe there’s a rear entrance.

Should have Tesla logo……

In Mad Magazine’s spoof of Willard, it began with Willies telling Mr. Martinet that he didn’t forget the invoices, having put them in his briefcase. When Martinet asked, “Great! Where’s your briefcase?” Willies replied, “I, uh, I forgot it.”

So… I guess you can’t call roadside assistance either!

What is wrong with the helmet phone link?

It loses Bluetooth when you close the door.

You have a second set of keys, right?

Oh, yeah, I do.

Where is it?

At home.

I’m sure he carries a bobby pin as well….but it’s probably next to his phone

Anybody got a wire hanger?

He IS an idiot! LOL

Why would an At-At need keys anyway? To unlock the door and start the ignition when the rebels are shooting at you?

Seriously, did anyone not see that one coming?

Maybe some hacker will come by and let you in. :)

As if mobile phones would work on that planet, or anywhere else in this strip. It’s still funny as all get-out.

“Well, guess we’ll have to call Triple-A.”

“What’s the number?”

“1-800-REBL…”

I had intended to comment, but I forgot what I planned to say…

Obviously intelligence is not high up on the list of requirements for storm troopers. It’s likely at the bottom of the list along with weapon’s accuracy.

Reason #12 on why stormtrooper suits should have pockets.

He’s not an idiot. He’s a moron.

Ok…I laughed at that one.