Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 09, 2020

My not be as good for you as it should be. It’s hard to pass up on a big juicy cheeseburger.

I can haz cheezburger? =^;^=

Do we get fries with that?

With onion rings!

“Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, chips, no Coke, Pepsi” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puJePACBoIo

No one’s done the Jimmy Buffett reference yet? Well, someone has to…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJi4bln-hHQ

Chee-burger, chee burger. 2 cheeps, pepsi!

‘Cheeseburger in Paradise’ is a real place on the Waikiki beach.

Food? That’s it? Come on BROOMY, you have to come up with ideas other than food!

Now I want a cheeseburger for breakfast.

You’re philosophy doesn’t work for everybody, I have to go with a patty melt cause I can’t do sesame seeds.

Cheeseburgerism is ably advocated for by Broom-Hilda Witch. Students will submit an analysis of at least 1000 words by next Monday!