Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 27, 2022

Blind bat

The good thing about cataracts is I don’t have to clean nearly as often.

Remember kids, before mowing the lawn, always glue your contacts in place.

Never knew Broomie has a vision problem!!

That must explain why her “ZAPS” misfire so often!!

simple eye regeneration spell by Broomy would solve the problem!

Not seeing any problem here!

This is why I have always worn glasses instead of contacts.

Back in the 70’s, there was a local place where everybody knew your name, we all went to dance to live music! One night a friend panicked because he lost a contact, so the owner stopped the music, turned the lights on and got a huge broom and swept the whole place….it was hysterical….he found the contact! LOL

Never got the hang of contacts and glasses keep stuff out of your eyes.

Reminds me, I have to mow the yard soon…sigh.

I was going to mow today as well, but mother nature took care of that for me. It’s currently raining.

I hired a lawn mowing service!

The one plus to the miserable hot weather we’ve been having is that the grass isn’t growing.

I might not see it but I know the ground is there by feel.

A quick spell to fix the eyesight should do the trick.

“Have you been smoking the yard?”

“What yard?”

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She looks like she was smoking the grass.

Me thinks this was accidentally on purpose.

Well, if you insist on getting your contacts at the five-and-dime store…

Blinded by the grass?

Nope; just lost contact lenses. Who knew Broomie wore contacts?