Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 19, 2023

Especially stale, week-old bread.

You had to adjust the spring pressure in that toaster so it would shoot the bread up higher didn’t you Broomie ?

Bread also taste better than clay pigeons.

But, Broomie—think of all the starving children overseas!!

Better hope nobody walks anywhere near behind that toaster.

hope you are outside OR the repair to the roof and walls will be just a tad bit more expensive.

LOL! Love this! Broomy has a special toaster with extra spring action…

I used to practice shooting Skeeeet! ..it was fun!

I don’t believe it! They banned the word ske-et..what @$$es!

Not nowadays

and the birds will enjoy the crumbs.

Considering the slang meaning of “Ske​et”, you’re supposed to shoot the Ske​et, the Ske​et isn’t supposed to shoot you…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m going to try this at the range, but use a bigger toaster. Yip yip yip yip yip

Interesting she uses her left eye to aim but shoots right handed. I could never master that so became a southpaw.

Not these days.

OMG… I crying… LMAO!!!

She has a great idea.

But watch out for those pellets in your toast and jam…

Well THAT slice is toast.

Ooh! Must try that, my toaster did the launching trick a couple of days ago!!Haven’t had a shotgun in a while but a slingshot or catapult would do.

Giving folks ideas..

Seems like a crumby idea to me.

The shooting sports can be expensive (guns, ammunition, range fees, targets, cleaning supplies, transportation to range, etc.), and Broomie always has been (let’s admit it) rather stingy if not impecunious, so blasting toast makes sense. But she may wear out her toaster, constantly launching toast-targets!

Actually, at current prices, bread isn’t any cheaper than clay pigeons. It’s also not any more expensive.

An average loaf of bread is around $2.00 for 20 slices – or 10 cents per slice.

A case of clay pigeons is $9.00 for 90 targets – also 10 cents per target.