Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 14, 2023

Next, she’ll be arrested for causing air pollution—the reason real skywriters are out of business.

Skyrighting? Skywronging!

The “s” is totally at the wrong place! Should be behind the first word and the apostrophe cloud. :-D

I like you Broomie. There wouldn’t be much of a strip without you.

Nobody, Broomie? What about us, your loyal fans?

This is even sadder than “Surrender Dorothy”.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I’m going to eat some worms…

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me

I think I’ll go eat worms!

Big fat juicy ones

Eensie weensy squeensy ones

See how they wiggle and squirm!

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Down goes the first one, down goes the second one

Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

Up comes the first one, up comes the second one

Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

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I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice

And throw the skins away!

Nobody knows how fat I grow

On worms three times a day!

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Nobody likes me, everybody hates me

I think I’ll go eat worms!

Big fat juicy ones

Eensie weensy squeensy ones

See how they wiggle and squirm!

Awww Broomy, having a pity party in the sky? Lol

Maybe she should just eat some worms.

Glib Gaylord at his punning best.

Does Broomie have a Smoke Device hidden on her flying broom?

“I once said to my father, “Nobody likes me”, and he said “Don’t say that. The world hasn’t met you yet.”- Rodney Dangerfield