Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 30, 2024

IMO, both Gaylord and Irwin deserve Purple Hearts for putting up with her for so many years.

Aspiration pneumonia. I know a guy who keeps getting it, he can’t remember to swallow before breathing.

My 100 year old aunt has the same problem. Other than the green skin, there is a resemblance to dear Aunt Liz as well.

Too many meals eaten at The Greasy Spoon diner.

She coughed up the spoon too…..because she eats too fast.

And to think she’s lived this long to 1,500 yo

You ought to slow down to enjoy every meal, dearest Broom Hilda.

Good thing she didn’t have the meatloaf.

She’s sympathy gagging. It’s a thing!

I’m still waiting fore that to happen here. The wife eats way too fast! Granted it’s reflex conditioning to growing up with two brothers who ate the place clean. Still though, I think that it may be a fair amount of the cause for her gastrointestinal problems (nothing severe, fortunately).

Whenever I was eating too fast my mom would tell me BREATHE!!!

she’s doing her impression of Bill the Cat