Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 24, 1988

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Calvin: How's my peanut butter sandwich coming? You're using chunky peanut butter, right? I won't eat smooth! Make it an open face sandwich, too! Don't put any jelly on it or anything! And use some normal bread! I don't like those weird grain breads! Did you cut it diagonally? I like triangles, so be sure to cut it right! Mom: Your majesty's sandwich. Calvin: Hey, this is a closed-face, horizontally cut, smooth peanut butter sandwich on weird bread with jelly! Weren't you listening?!