Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 24, 1988
December 23, 1988
December 25, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: How's my peanut butter sandwich coming? You're using chunky peanut butter, right? I won't eat smooth! Make it an open face sandwich, too! Don't put any jelly on it or anything! And use some normal bread! I don't like those weird grain breads! Did you cut it diagonally? I like triangles, so be sure to cut it right! Mom: Your majesty's sandwich. Calvin: Hey, this is a closed-face, horizontally cut, smooth peanut butter sandwich on weird bread with jelly! Weren't you listening?!
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LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
She was obviously listening very carefully, or she wouldn’t have got it entirely backwards. Don’t annoy the cook!
albud83 over 11 years ago
Now, THAT’S how you parent!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 11 years ago
It’s called defiance, Calvin.
bmonk almost 11 years ago
Wonder what flavor “weird” bread is.
ClaraBadWolf over 9 years ago
Way to go, Mom!
Q.D.McGraw over 7 years ago
The service in this establishment is appalling!
Me2times. over 6 years ago
He’d be listening to the whistling sound of a belt flying towards his backside
weatherford.joe over 5 years ago
If Calvin’s gonna be that demanding about a sandwich, it’s time for him to start making it himself.
Odie's best friend almost 3 years ago
me when i get sick
CatDefender over 2 years ago
Dad also called Calvin “his majesty” when he was being picky about his bedtime story.