Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 10, 2011

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    comicgos  over 13 years ago

    Acting Class 101!

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    rentier  over 13 years ago

    Excellent, the fourth panel! When we stand once by God and we must report about our lives, we’ll cry like Calvin and Susi in the fourth panel!

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    artybee  over 13 years ago

    Some well-placed swats certainly straightened me out in the first grade!

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    davidtcg  over 13 years ago

    This evidently isn’t new for him

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    kreole  over 13 years ago

    Mine was a Nun slapping my hand with a wooden ruler. By the time I finished 2nd grade my hand looked abused. Those Nuns are the worst ever!

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Mr. Spittle? Where does Watterson come up with these names?

    Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 13 years ago

    I read this storyline before. He’s not going to.

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    rentier  over 13 years ago

    Alain Harper: I hope, he will hate this job, too, forgive me and let me go, that would be the rescue!

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    tripwire45  over 13 years ago

    At least they still have some respect for authority. Of course, this was back in the 1980s.

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    mac47  over 13 years ago

    That’s why I will never be a principal.

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    APPLESCRUFF  over 13 years ago

    OMG! Could just imagine Calvin & Susie with nuns!! Don’t know who would come out worse for wear, that pair or the nuns!☺

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    kayjaypah  over 13 years ago

    @ Ken in Ohio, AMEN!! He is my lawyer too! And yes a little discipline goes a long way.

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    AnonymousUser  over 13 years ago

    Agree or disagree with me for what I am about to say.Kids that young shouldn’t have to worry about permanent records. But these days many parents DO overconcern themselves with their kids future waaaay too early in overblown ways.Sorry, but some level of strong arm discipline is good for kids in school. It doesn’t work for everyone but it can work.Classes doing chores in school like cleaning up the classrooms, restrooms, taking care of the animals, and etc somehow does wonders. Can’t explain how though.Personal experience. I have no kid yet but been a kid so I know my past.

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    Calm down and stop the bawling……..I’m not going to spank you! I’m going to spittle on you.

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    Puddleglum2  over 13 years ago

    @Lingeewhiz,They may not hit, but they may spit. I’ll assume you are being facetious about the spit. But that reminds me of “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit!” To which I reply, “If the glove was shrunk, that comment is bunk!”

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    Mnbill  over 13 years ago

    Calvin at its best. I remember when this particular one was in the newspaper.

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    I spent a lot of time in the Vice Principal’s office, as he was in charge of discipline, but this was in high school and I don’t think they dared lay a hand on us, so I never had to deal with the pointer’s they used to use to whack kids with in grade school. In grade school I never got into trouble.

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    Bigmikey88  over 13 years ago

    :D

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    paullp Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Down the road, Calvin came to realize that turning situations like this into Spaceman Spiff adventures was a lot more effective than yelling and finger-pointing.

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    Phapada  over 13 years ago

    Please Calm down…. we ‘re friend … Don’t Argue….. but you know Thai boxing Calvin & Susie Can it …^_^

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Lol…first time I’ve ever seen Calvin cry!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 13 years ago

    For some reason, I used to imagine Bill Watterson looking like Mr. Spittle.

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    worldisacomic  over 13 years ago

    Mr Spittle doesn’t care because he is tenured and doesn’t have to put forth the effort.

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    Noveltman  over 13 years ago

    Right about now, I need me some Christmas Calvin and Hobbes where he talks about the ludicrousness of Santa and then admits he has the same questions about God. Hmm.

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    Ken in Ohio  over 13 years ago

    @Puddleglum2:Thank you. I hope I did not “squelch” anyone, however, but rather lovingly turn their attention toward Jesus.

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    rentier  over 13 years ago

    Jesus Christ is certainly the best lawyer!

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    litcia391  over 13 years ago

    @Ken in Ohio

    I couldn’t have said it better myself!

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    billdi Premium Member over 13 years ago

    a lot of bunk here today

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    tmick2001  over 13 years ago

    The fourth panel reminds me of Peanuts – it has the style of Charles Schulz

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    dflak  over 13 years ago

    Teachers are not allowed to hit students even in self-defense.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    They look so woebegone. .Which is defined as “confusing order to give a horse.”

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    khpage  over 13 years ago

    Susie has enough conscience to admit her guilt. Calvin just doesn’t want to experience any pain, regardless of his guilt or the lack of it. Fascinating that in spite of the adversarial relationship between the two of them, they both wind up taking Calvin’s position in the matter….

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    Puddleglum2  over 13 years ago

    “Would you come IN (into) my office, please?”If you two can tie my tie better than I did, you get off scot-free!

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    Jay77  over 13 years ago

    Where is Hobbes when you need him?

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 13 years ago

    YOU’RE LYING! I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

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    ratlum  over 13 years ago

    Do not worry Mr Spittile they are both guilty of something ,Spanking is in order.

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    Exactly.

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    jaal5  over 13 years ago

    I agree. It’s both their faults

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    piloti  over 13 years ago

    Can’t you folks keep your religion to yourselves?

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    gofinsc  over 13 years ago

    Kreole, then I suspect they complained about your penmanship.

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    Puddleglum2  over 13 years ago

    @Ken in Ohio,I wholeheartedly agree about “squelch”. I didn’t mean it in a nasty way, and I was hoping that the next sentence would be considered a qualifier.Incidentally, someone on this site is lying in his bunk!

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    ratlum  over 13 years ago

    Maybe the kids are smarter? he he ho ho

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    mkang99  over 13 years ago

    They have big mouths.

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    Dragongirl55  about 4 years ago

    Mr Spittle?

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