Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 19, 2011

mind thief!

He got her again!

the comics here are automacially updated every day at 1:00 in the morning. i’m a little kid so i have to set my watch to ring at 12:45 to post my first comments at 1:00

Never have I seen you at a loss of words, regardless of the font. BTW, thanks for the info on the 1:10 or thereabouts updates. I usually get my fix on i-google, and there it doesn’t happen for another hour or two- but I’ve discovered that by clicking on the comic from yesterday I get a new tab of the same comic, but with a forward arrow at the top that gives the new one. Maybe now I can get some sleep.

this is one of those moments I really, really love this comic <3

Hmmmm …. Cookies. i knew there was a plan

Worked with a guy whose wife made great sandwiches. I knew that if I grossed him out at just the right time, I could get a great sandwich for lunch.

Force of habit. resistance to change, and the expectation that it will be right there on my home page to access with a single click.

Morning everyone!I am usually on the site before 5am EST and it runs fine. Sometimes I will come back after 9am or later in the day and the site is terrible. Sometimes I can’t get the comments to load…it’s really frustrating….don’t think I want to keep the pro status.

15 years from now, calvin and susie got married right out of high school. both went to college. calvin majoring in engineering. susie majoring in psychiatry. a son on the way which they named hobbes. living in seattle area.

Mom didn’t know she would be helping Calvin by not pulling her hair back while preparing his lunch

Lunch room tactics were always brutal.

Calvin grew up and became Frazz, Susie is Miss Plainwell.

It;s a wonder that Calvin doesn’t get coal in his stocking year after year.

Calvin once offered Susie a squid eye ball sandwich. She didn’t like that one either. Too bad, so sad.

I remember guys in basic training used to do this to the ones with weak stomachs.

hes good

Now I’m hungry!

He did that on purpose

I so wish that you had not gone there!!!!

Wickedly clever.

i use to do that when i was a kid……

Trust you to put her off, Calvin!

I wouldn’t sit with him anymore, Susie.

xxx

poor girl…

Why did Susie even ask? She should know better than that.

And Susie’s shrink wonders where her eating disorder originated…

Calvin’s “master plan” killed two birds with one stone on this one: grossing Susie out and getting her cookies at the same time! Clever little devil!!!!!

;-)

who says girls are smarter than boys?? not always at least – but I wonder which would make the better business person? will Calvin be working for her some day and she’ll remember these experiences??

I like a sandwich that comes with a flosser.

The Calvinasaurus, predatory lunch muncher and cookie destroyer…..

What is it with kids these days to like grossness and nastiness so much? I was not like that when I was a kid especially when it came to food.

At least the mice were processed before being extruded into a loaf. The stewed monkey heads Mom was making were even grosser.

But I think I have to say my favorite Calvin sandwich was the bug butter.

Previously owned vehicle salesperson.

Perhaps no one will be able to see this, but I’m curious about how many respond to comics and seem to have read ALL of the comics. I can barely get through my favorites, as you can see by the time (10:48 p.m. EST.) Do y’all have a secret method? (I’m not a slow reader, either.)

You are evil, Calvin. Pure evil..And that’s EXACTLY why I like you and your comic so much!

It drips with sarcasm dogsniff.

It’s like eating with your mouth open to get rid mof people you don’t like…

He planned that!!

I have to wonder how this guy would ask a girl to marry him.