Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 29, 2011

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    Fin3cy6  almost 13 years ago

    watch out …

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    Hobbes is suddenly unsure about their situation.

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    legaleagle48  almost 13 years ago

    Boy, Rosalyn doesn’t fool around, does she? O.o

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Yesterday, Hobbes said: “Hey, Thirdguy, aren’t you on Eastern time? It’s 3 o’clock in the morning there!”Yesterday, Wiseguy replied: “Hi Hobbes, If you were referring to me, I’m on Mountain time.”

    Hi Wiseguy. Actually, I was referring to another guy, Thirdguy, who is in New England, and he was up at 3 am his time while I was up at 2 am my time and you were up at 1 am your time.But you were a victim of circumstances. Here is a simple explanation of what happened:Two guys posted nearly simultaneously at 3 am Eastern time, 1am Mountain time. Wiseguy was the first guy and Thirdguy was the second guy. I replied, first to the first guy,and then second to the second guy. Then the posting by the second guy (Thirdguy) was deleted, later confusing the first guy (Wiseguy) and making him think that, with my second reply, I had been replying to the first guy – that is, Wiseguy – when actually I had been replying to the second guy – that is, Thirdguy. So, naturally, the first guy, Wiseguy, assumed that I had accidentally typed the name of the second guy, Thirdguy, while intending to type the name of the first guy, Wiseguy, when, in fact, I had typed the name that I had intended, namely, Thirdguy, the second guy.The confusion is even more understandable, because Thirdguy is also a wise guy.And in the thread that Thirdguy started, I was the second guy and Wiseguy was the third guy, becauseThirdguy was the first guy.Here is a paraphrase of Thirdguy’s comment that was later deleted, referring to Calvin shooting darts at Rosalyn: “You know what they say, whatever doesn’t kill you, can really tick you off !”Even at 3 o’clock in the morning, Thirdguy can be a very funny Guy.Don’t know who deleted his comment at GoComics. Probably some wise guy.
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    rentier  almost 13 years ago

    It’s not good to make musik, when you are blackmailed!!

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    jai-jai  almost 13 years ago

    So, Calvin’s music genre will be “basement boys”.

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    TheSkulker  almost 13 years ago

    An effective one!!!

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    NE1956  almost 13 years ago

    I’d rather hide under the bed. Even with the monsters.

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    pelican47  almost 13 years ago

    I think Rosalyn would make a great substitute teacher, too!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Who was that guy?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Suddenly, Calvin’s singing a different tune.

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    mydogarf  almost 13 years ago

    Petey looks like a good comic from the few I just read. I’ll have to add it to my list and take it for a test drive.But the question is will Calvin learn?I doubt it.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    ooooo… she is good.

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    Chuckster11  almost 13 years ago

    We need more sitters like Rosalyn.

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    thirdguy  almost 13 years ago

    Hobbes, I didn’t realize that they deleted me, I wasn’t sure if my use of the word that rhymes with “missed” would get past the censors.Thanks for the riff, I may change my name to “The other Thirdguy”!

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    Caveat Venditor! Let the ‘cellar’ beware!

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    @Wiseguy and @Thirdguy:Thanks, guys.

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    kingpet13  almost 13 years ago

    With calvin desperate measures are nessecary.Loved your comic by the way.

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    WW2 Marine Veteran  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin is learning!

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    @ThirdguyThank you. You’re the ‘firstguy’ to say so! It was an example of my ‘basement’ humor, although it’s not as low as bathroom or toilet humor.Btw, I’d expect Thirdguy to be on third base, but “I don’t know” “who’s” there. No, who’s on first! Never mind! Is he even on the team? I could go ’bat’ty “today”. He’s the catcher. Let’s wait until “tomorrow”. He’s the pitcher. I’d better “Exit, stage right” before Dogsniff starts ‘bawling’, or ‘balling’ me out!

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    Speaking of Dogsniff, yesterday he seemed to imply that God was Ron’s “soothsayer”. That would be easy for God, since he is omniscient.Btw, I trust that Dogsniff is enjoying Florida. He will, if he knows ‘The Keys’ to happiness.

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    thirdguy  almost 13 years ago

    Some really good stuff!!Great punch lines, and terrific art.I look forward to seeing you daily.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 13 years ago

    Mom take notes.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    Rosalyn: DungeonMaster

    Hobbes: HeadacheMaster

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    BJIllistrated Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Hi Petey,

    I checked out your strip and I liked it. Good luck with the syndication thing!

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    Number Three  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin, I really wouldn’t mess with her if I were you.

    LOL xxx

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    khpage  almost 13 years ago

    The basement has THINGS down there – aaaaagh!

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    coffeeturtle  almost 13 years ago

    I think there are more monsters down there than there are under his bed. :-D

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    @Thirdguy,Thank you for dubbing me with the flat of the sword. Dogsniff might dub me with the edge of the sword. Then I’d ‘split’! That’s my personality. But it’s all fun and pun, I hope! :o)

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    timothychacko  almost 13 years ago

    agree

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    PkfanD66  almost 13 years ago

    Do they even have a basement?

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin would love sleeping in my basement . . . it’s completely finished and includes a second family room, kitchenette, small reading/library area and a guest bedroom/bathroom the same size as the master bedroom/bathroom upstairs. It’s very comfortable down there!!!!!

     

    ;-)

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    adubman  almost 13 years ago

    Love those “Horn & Tom-Tom” arrangements….Stones did it with “Play with Fire”!

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    Phosphoros  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin has met his match…

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    lol, idk what I love more, calvin’s idea of making noise in bed or the basement bit! XD

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