Funny, no mention of the mental giants on MSNBC. Air America had some ‘windbags’. Unfortunately for them, they were just repeating what was said on the morning talk shows so nobody listened.
And who can forget Bill Maher using mysogynistic words about women. Of course, he’s a million dollar donor to the Obama campaign, so the main stream media pretty much ignored it.
It is unfortunate that politics do influence our lives.Gates was once approached by political fundraisers and were told that he had better things to do with his money.At the same time, Enron was a generous donor.Q1: Who was investigated for being a monopoly?Q2: Who should they have been investigating?
Pysanky can be done with whole, raw eggs. After the dying is complete, it is then coated with clear lacquer, sealing it. The insides shrink to a hard, marble-size ball, and they will last forever. Don’t cook or try to eat even messed up attempts as pysanky dye is toxic.
margueritem over 12 years ago
You betcha, and for big bucks, too.
margueritem over 12 years ago
margueritem over 12 years ago
I’m trying to remember how much I paid for mine. $15 or $20 a piece. The goose eggs were a lot more.
King_Shark over 12 years ago
I’ll bet that’s what agony aunts actually think while dishing out their sage advice.
arye uygur over 12 years ago
@MARGUERITEM: What a pity those beautiful eggs won’t last forever.
J Short over 12 years ago
I vaguely remember something in Pink Flamingos: “Babs, when is the egg man coming?”
Commentator over 12 years ago
Those black eggs look evil.
moronbis over 12 years ago
The name of the section would be ‘Advice for the strong hearts’.
thetraveller4 over 12 years ago
Sounds like Rat invaded Calvin’s body…
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
Part of the fun of coming to this page is seeing how many Fabergé eggs will be here each day.
Destiny23 over 12 years ago
Don Rickles gets paid for basically the same thing…
JGordonFan24 over 12 years ago
Or maybe it should be called “Advice for the Unaware as to how clueless they really are.”
Thunderdog2 over 12 years ago
Funny, no mention of the mental giants on MSNBC. Air America had some ‘windbags’. Unfortunately for them, they were just repeating what was said on the morning talk shows so nobody listened.
Thunderdog2 over 12 years ago
And who can forget Bill Maher using mysogynistic words about women. Of course, he’s a million dollar donor to the Obama campaign, so the main stream media pretty much ignored it.
sonnygreen over 12 years ago
Amazing! This is the attitude of todays young people. Maybe it’s a rite of passage.
vwdualnomand over 12 years ago
by your answers calvin, the gop and fox news is a racket. pretty soon, the foreign corrupt practices act will come into effect against fox news.
KEA over 12 years ago
And yokels swallow it!
efells over 12 years ago
Calvin’s ghost lives on. I have seen his posts on just about every blog I’ve ever read.
cosman over 12 years ago
Eggsactly ! 8)
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
There was a post once of someone that emptyed out eggs, and then with a laser etched away parts of the egg shells for artistic designs. No dye.
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
It is unfortunate that politics do influence our lives.Gates was once approached by political fundraisers and were told that he had better things to do with his money.At the same time, Enron was a generous donor.Q1: Who was investigated for being a monopoly?Q2: Who should they have been investigating?
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
The 1c weight and fortune scales used to be popular.I asked one “Should I marry?”A “No, but you will anyway.”
Number Three over 12 years ago
Good Luck with that Calvin…
You’ll need it.
LOL xxx
zombieretreat over 12 years ago
“shell out” you punster you.
ratlum over 12 years ago
Calvin you are right again,what a racket.
dahawk over 12 years ago
The insides have been emptied out before the decorating. They then last forever if handled carefully.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Pysanky can be done with whole, raw eggs. After the dying is complete, it is then coated with clear lacquer, sealing it. The insides shrink to a hard, marble-size ball, and they will last forever. Don’t cook or try to eat even messed up attempts as pysanky dye is toxic.
khpage over 12 years ago
Margueritem – marvelous eggs – did you make those yourself?
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
Calvin should give it up. Maybe a tennis racket would work better for him.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Calvin sounds like the advice columnist in those tabloids. Those eggs are awesome.
finnygirl Premium Member over 12 years ago
That was great! Thanks! :-)
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
SHOUTING is just sooooooo rude . . . no matter what the message!
:-(
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
Calvin’s “advice” sounds like it would be more entertaining than the comics page!!!!!
;-)
Bailiwick Guru over 12 years ago
Awesome! Rat from Pearls is great.
bmonk over 12 years ago
See? Calvin is all ready with answers for any possible question.
++++
I know a psychologist who threatens to use “realist” responses to his patients:
“Get over it,”
“Life is hard. Deal with it,”
“Have a tissue, you big crybaby.”
and so on.