Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 06, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    You betcha, and for big bucks, too.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    I’m trying to remember how much I paid for mine. $15 or $20 a piece. The goose eggs were a lot more.

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    I’ll bet that’s what agony aunts actually think while dishing out their sage advice.

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    arye uygur  over 12 years ago

    @MARGUERITEM: What a pity those beautiful eggs won’t last forever.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    I vaguely remember something in Pink Flamingos: “Babs, when is the egg man coming?”

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    Commentator  over 12 years ago

    Those black eggs look evil.

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    moronbis  over 12 years ago

    The name of the section would be ‘Advice for the strong hearts’.

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    thetraveller4  over 12 years ago

    Sounds like Rat invaded Calvin’s body…

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 12 years ago

    Part of the fun of coming to this page is seeing how many Fabergé eggs will be here each day.

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    Destiny23  over 12 years ago

    Don Rickles gets paid for basically the same thing…

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    JGordonFan24  over 12 years ago

    Or maybe it should be called “Advice for the Unaware as to how clueless they really are.”

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    Thunderdog2  over 12 years ago

    Funny, no mention of the mental giants on MSNBC. Air America had some ‘windbags’. Unfortunately for them, they were just repeating what was said on the morning talk shows so nobody listened.

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    Thunderdog2  over 12 years ago

    And who can forget Bill Maher using mysogynistic words about women. Of course, he’s a million dollar donor to the Obama campaign, so the main stream media pretty much ignored it.

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    sonnygreen  over 12 years ago

    Amazing! This is the attitude of todays young people. Maybe it’s a rite of passage.

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    vwdualnomand  over 12 years ago

    by your answers calvin, the gop and fox news is a racket. pretty soon, the foreign corrupt practices act will come into effect against fox news.

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    KEA  over 12 years ago

    And yokels swallow it!

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    efells  over 12 years ago

    Calvin’s ghost lives on. I have seen his posts on just about every blog I’ve ever read.

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    cosman  over 12 years ago

    Eggsactly ! 8)

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    There was a post once of someone that emptyed out eggs, and then with a laser etched away parts of the egg shells for artistic designs. No dye.

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    It is unfortunate that politics do influence our lives.Gates was once approached by political fundraisers and were told that he had better things to do with his money.At the same time, Enron was a generous donor.Q1: Who was investigated for being a monopoly?Q2: Who should they have been investigating?

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    The 1c weight and fortune scales used to be popular.I asked one “Should I marry?”A “No, but you will anyway.”

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    Good Luck with that Calvin…

    You’ll need it.

    LOL xxx

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    zombieretreat  over 12 years ago

    “shell out” you punster you.

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    ratlum  over 12 years ago

    Calvin you are right again,what a racket.

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    dahawk  over 12 years ago

    The insides have been emptied out before the decorating. They then last forever if handled carefully.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Pysanky can be done with whole, raw eggs. After the dying is complete, it is then coated with clear lacquer, sealing it. The insides shrink to a hard, marble-size ball, and they will last forever. Don’t cook or try to eat even messed up attempts as pysanky dye is toxic.

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    khpage  over 12 years ago

    Margueritem – marvelous eggs – did you make those yourself?

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    Calvin should give it up. Maybe a tennis racket would work better for him.

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    Calvin sounds like the advice columnist in those tabloids. Those eggs are awesome.

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    finnygirl Premium Member over 12 years ago

    That was great! Thanks! :-)

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 12 years ago

    SHOUTING is just sooooooo rude . . . no matter what the message!

     

    :-(

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 12 years ago

    Calvin’s “advice” sounds like it would be more entertaining than the comics page!!!!!

     

    ;-)

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    Bailiwick Guru  over 12 years ago

    Awesome! Rat from Pearls is great.

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    See? Calvin is all ready with answers for any possible question.

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    I know a psychologist who threatens to use “realist” responses to his patients:

    “Get over it,”

    “Life is hard. Deal with it,”

    “Have a tissue, you big crybaby.”

    and so on.

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