Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 18, 2014
Transcript:
Hobbes: "How's your snow art progressing?" Calvin: "I've moved into abstraction!" Hobbes: "Ah" Calvin: "This piece is about the inadequacy of traditional imagery and symbols to convey meaning in today's world" Calvin: "By abandoning representationalism, I'm free to express myself with pure form. Specific interpretation gives way to a more visceral response" Hobbes: "I notice your oeuyre is monochromatic" Calvin: "Well c'mon, it's just snow"
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
I’m sure, Calvin can figure out a way to add other hues to his art.
Miny Boy about 10 years ago
I was mentioning pretentiousness a few days ago…
TheSkulker about 10 years ago
@Yngvar said, yesterdayThat’s always been the case. Look at the verbose eloquence of Sunday’s show and tell.
I am well aware of that. However, yesterday’s vocab (and today’s) is especially advanced – way beyond his normal (extensive) vocab.GrimmaTheNome about 10 years ago
If a piece of ‘art’ requires that much verbal explanation, it’s failed as art.
Have to say I like this one a lot more than his normal tormented snow-beings, whatever it is ;-)
stefaanv about 10 years ago
It is quite an expression. After hearing the explanation, I’d buy it and let it meld just for the sake of art. I’d call it it “not burning but melting money”.
beth.bruin about 10 years ago
This should be enlarged and put at the entrance to every Modern Art Gallery
bluram about 10 years ago
If nothing else one could say it’s transparent. That is until the sun takes it’s toll.
cdward about 10 years ago
Which is an art form into itself.
t3st about 10 years ago
Holy Hole !!
orinoco womble about 10 years ago
All he needs is a cold day and a little food colouring. Spray it on, it’ll freeze and help the sculpture last.
Reminds me of the sculpture in the original film of Rear Window: an etoilated abstract near-human figure with a large hole in the middle. The artist said: “It’s called Hunger.”
chizzel about 10 years ago
Looks like a cat with a hole in it
Aaberon about 10 years ago
Very clever (and you’re right!)
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Not sure whether this is true art or just a snow job.
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Click here: Peanuts (June 24, 1960)
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Click here: Pearls Before Swine (March 29, 2008)
ladykat about 10 years ago
Channelling his inner Henry Moore?
rshive about 10 years ago
Good critique, Hobbes.
stamps about 10 years ago
I think I hear your MOMA calling.
PickleRick about 10 years ago
I’ll buy it for 60,000 snow dollars
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
It must be my twisted sense of humor; but when I see Calvin’s creation (with the hole) all I could think of was this silly film with Bruce Willis, Meryl Streep, and Goldie Hawn…
Charlie Fogwhistle about 10 years ago
What is art? Art is anything you can sell to a third party on the pretext that it is art. You only need one person (the buyer) to agree with you (the maker).
yimhere about 10 years ago
….target practice on a snowcat??? ….. or the endless flow of useless knowledge that never finds a permanent cerebral home?
Guilty Bystander about 10 years ago
Good enough for an NEA grant. They’ve (meaning “we’ve”) funded far worse.
kab2rb about 10 years ago
For us we received little more snow not enough to make abstract art as Calvin did.
Number Three about 10 years ago
Snow with a hole in it!
xxx
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 10 years ago
Reminds me of the golf-ball trophy we gave to our boss. The golf ball had a hole in it. The plaque read: ‘Hole in One’.
heatherjasper about 10 years ago
I want to read the art book they’re learning those terms from.