Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 23, 2015
Transcript:
Dad: "I've got the bike, Calvin. It's not going anywhere" Calvin: "I can feel it's going to throw me! Get ready to yank it's wheels off!" Dad: "Just relax. I've got you." Calvin: "How can I relax?! I'm uninsured and unarmed! I'm as good as dead!" Dad: "Push back on the pedals. That's your brake, ok?" Calvin: "Yes. Well, that was fun! Thanks for the lesson!" Dad: "Get back here." Calvin: "No, really, I think I've got it! You can sell the bike now"
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Maybe, Hobbes can help.
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
You won’t be so scared as you turn 18 because then you’ll be doing wheelies and stoppies.
rentier over 9 years ago
So was I on the ice and on the ballet! I was a thick child, too fat for all this and my mother just always wanted me to learn ballet and dancing on the ice. I looked like a fat bear, a horror!!
jackhs over 9 years ago
This is Spiff’s alter ego?
Your Amateur Guy over 9 years ago
Reminds me of my dad teaching me to drive, ha memories.
Hugh B. Hayve over 9 years ago
Sunday’s page flip comic animated
phylum over 9 years ago
i bet calvin would have no trouble with a tank….
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
KEA over 9 years ago
These days, kids are having the same reaction to cars.
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
Regarding today’s strip. I taught both my daughters how to ride a bike when they were young, taught them both how to drive a car when they got older. Calvin’s dad might be rushing things a bit. He needs to wait until Calvin is ready to tackle life on two wheels. As far as life on 4 wheels, that is something else altogether.
AnonaMoaner over 9 years ago
Ah, I’ve never learned to ride a bike or drive a car either. But then – I couldn’t even manage roller skates!
I like to keep my own feet on the ground. Then I know where I am.
IndyMan over 9 years ago
At least, Calvin’s Dad was there to help him. My Dad bought me a bike and ‘promptly’ left on a business trip—he was a traveling salesman. I had to teach myself(with some help from my friends) to ride a bike. All he said(when he returned) was ‘good job’ and promptly went into the house for a shot of whiskey ! ! ! !
yimhere over 9 years ago
My dad taught me to ride on a 24", fat tire hand-me-down bike with a metal greyhound on the front fender in our back yard in 1954. He walked along by my side for confidence, then with a little push – I was into the bushes. After several repeats, it was off to everywhere in town. Thanks, Dad. Happy Father’s day a couple of days late.
dflak over 9 years ago
There is nothing like peer pressure. When all your friends are riding bikes, you figure out how to do it too.
My youngest granddaughter has two older sisters. She learned to ride at 4 and pretty much on her own.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
I called a bicycle with training wheels a “tetracycle”. My daughter wanted hers off, so I said that if they came off, they wouldn’t be put back on. She decided not yet. A short time later, she asked for them off and never had any problems.
drivingfuriously Premium Member over 9 years ago
Is this the same Calvin that goes down an icy-snowy hill at warp speed with Hobbes?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 9 years ago
I remember my first bike ride. No training wheels, but my Dad helped me get on and moving. Then I ran into a tree. My Dad gave me advice then that still works today, and with cars too. “If you can’t steer, stop. If you can’t stop, steer.”
Number Three over 9 years ago
The most common thing for a kid to say when learning to ride a bike “Don’t let go, Daddy!”
This strip is so cute.
xxx
InuYugiHakusho over 9 years ago
How is Calvin’s dad not getting the hint that his son doesn’t want to learn how to ride?
Train 1911 over 9 years ago
Because its a comic