Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 15, 2015

Does the chocolate syrup section include ice cream or is that separate chapter?

The best recipes will have ingredients from the 3 major food groups: Fat, salt and sugar.

No vegetables required, ever.

@RootsinDM My 3 major food groups are fat, alcohol and caffeine. Obviously, 2 out 3 aren’t appropriate for a 6 year-old.

…….cake with whipped cream and ice……

Whoa! Wait’ll that kid discovers deep-fried Snickers®!

Fat cells gained in youth, you’ll always have, forsooth. A moment on the lips, forever on the hips.

LE, what did you want to put into the comment section, I can see nothing!!

That’s where Paula Deen got started.

Is that boy from Indiana?

It looks fine, but fat and sweet!. We do this with apples. We make a batter with milk, flour and eggs and dip the apple slices in to coat them and bake them in a pan with oil. With apples it’s better for health!!

Twenty years later… How I became an obese diabetic before the age of 30.

That’s so sweet, Calvin!

They’ve served deep-fried butter, deep-fried Coke, and deep-fried beer at the Texas State Fair. All developed by the same guy.

In South Carolina that would be the menu on many restaurants. But that’s also why they have the highest rate of heart disease.

And while checking said rates, remember that today’s kids eat far less deep-fried food than any generation before them; the obesity isn’t from what they eat, it’s from video games, stupid phones, etc, that turn them into inert blobs rather actual, moving children.

@leftwingpatriotWhich two?

So am I. Very seldom I eat too much. I have many friends, they like cooking and invite me. They are insulted when I don’t eat, when they endeavoured and I don’t eat. But at home a am very cautious.

Has anyone else noticed there’s no chocolate in Hershey’s Chocolate “Flavored” Syrup?

Why would you do that? I mean, what did they ever do to you?

Because Mom is soooo receptive to Calvin’s other suggestions!

You really think Calvin’s going to care about that?

Are you Type 1 or Type 2? I’m Type 2, which is usually a direct result of obesity. Type 1 isn’t — it is usually present from birth or early childhood and has nothing to do with obesity.

I have to admit that I do like my junk food but I never go overboard with it. I still eat vegetables.xxx

Calvin’s Mom: “Forget it, Kiddo.”

I have a friend who jokes around saying how she enjoys eating deep-fried fat balls …

Pure fat? Nah.

Hillary livin’ it..

Hey Calvin ill give you a great recipe but first take your bath!! xD

OH! I see, it’s the Iowa State Fair!

Calvin will be put in charge of the FDA’s Guidelines for the School Lunch Program in the future.