Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 26, 2017

Mom don’t want want Bambi starting a forest fire.

What could possibly go wrong when a deer uses a flame thrower?

And click, photo!!

Couldn’t he just borrow one from his neighbor, Ed Crankshaft?

Third panel on a t-shirt, please!I wonder how many people would actually believe it’s Calvin even when I told them though…

Go for the gold. Ask for a grenade launcher as well.

Very funny.

One of my all-time faves – this became part of the household lexicon for “you can argue that all you want – it still ain’t happenin’.”

He will need to promise not to use it in the living room.

The ONLY way to kill Black Widow spiders.

Does Bambi have a flamethrower?

Mothers aren’t stupid.

Well, Not all of them are. Some are a disgrace.

xxx

I’m saving up for a birthday present for myself next February..! bit.ly/2lFmPwN

Negotiate, start with a soggy book of matches and slowly work your way …um down.

Flames are not a welcome environment for a stuffed tiger.

awwwwww