Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 23, 2017

And Susie doesn’t even know what she has for lunch.

It’s all a ploy to skip straight to the Twinkies!

He should go hang out with RJ the raccoon Over the Hedge.

This begs the question: Why does she sit with him?

Nice suitcase for a lunch, Susie.

As I’m often wont to point out, the hemlock that Socrates was obliged to drink was all-natural, organically grown, free-range, low sodium, and trans-fat-, artificial color & flavor-, GMO-, HFCS- and gluten-free. Killed him anyway…

Why does Susie keep sitting next to that nutball?

Because she is late getting to the lunchroom and all the ‘good’ seats are taken ! ! !

I’m with Calvin – Twinkies were the best part of bag lunches

My father eats Headcheese. I don’t even want to know what it is!

Reminds me of a “Little Johnny” tale… Science teacher has two glasses, one filled with water, the other with vodka. She puts a worm in each glass. The worm in the water just swims around, enjoying life, while the worm in the vodka quickly curls up and dies. Teacher asks, “What have we learned?” Little Johnny shouts, “If you drink vodka, you won’t have worms!”

The ironic future: http://www.pantsareoverrated.com/archive/2011/05/12/hobbes-and-bacon-002/

Amen to that, Susie!

A Maine school is celebrating the 40th anniversary of a Twinkie snack cake that … unofficially known as the “World’s Oldest Twinkie” Still no sign of decomposition. No more unhealthy than it ever was!

I know makes the story of Calvin his mind thinks, ruining lunch for Susie.

It’s some of that pink bologna meat with little white dots, looks like they ground up a Q-Tip in it…… or so said Roseanne Rosanna Danna.

The thing is, he’s right…

Twinkies saved the world. They were all that was left after a Y2K Nuclear holocaust. (According to Family Guy)

Processed meat sounds like it’s full of rubbish.

Hence the word “Processed”

Hope American schools aren’t really like this.

xxx

“Lunchroom lady, can I PLEASE move my seat? Calvin’s being gross again!”

Hmm, and we wonder why there’s an obesity problem in North America… sigh.

Has he, by any chance, read the ingredient list for Twinkies?