Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 13, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Calvin won’t be satisfied until the FBI comes knocking on his door.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 5 years ago

    The birth of a legend.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 5 years ago

    Yup. The news which is kept secret is the one which is spread the most. That is the law of human psychology.

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    Pointspread  over 5 years ago

    True!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The start of one of the strip’s longest stories…

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    the dawn of Get Rid Of Slimy girlS

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    “People pay more attention to you when they think you’re up to something.” Of course Calvin would know that.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago

    A name for this club could be “The Calvinian Lodge of Frappaponzo”

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    BigDaveGlass  over 5 years ago

    You know, when you go all quiet….

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    It’s not enough to just do something secret. You need somebody to leak part of it to the press.

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    orinoco womble  over 5 years ago

    The important thing is the feeling of being involved in something “special” and “exclusive.” My parents were very involved in different Masonic lodges. Dad even had a book written in code! I was forced to join one of their young people’s lodges, and found it a very dull way to spend alternate Saturdays. Very dull indeed.

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    bluram  over 5 years ago

    And then you can walk around with a big grin on your face, then they’ll know you’re up to somethin’.

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    in.amongst  over 5 years ago

    Wonder if it is a PAC or a Super PAC?

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    And Susie will be the leak. She’ll just go to Hobbes, give his a smooch and Hobbes will spill the dirt.

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    M2MM  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, but you have to be subtle. Don’t be too obvious, or they’ll figure out that’s what you want.

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Your mum certainly does

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Calvin is so right in the last panel!

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    sappha58  over 5 years ago

    Calvin’s not wrong.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I bet they can call it Area fifty-two. That ought to get them a lot of attention.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Think of all the theories on Free Masonry.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    Shh! It’s the “Deep State.”

    People refuse to believe that in some ways we do not control our destiny or that our ills are of our own making. Therefore, it must be somebody else who is responsible for our failures.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago

    YES. Yes, they do Calvin. mwahahahaha!!!!

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    Mediatech  over 5 years ago

    So the secret to successful secrecy is to not make it a secret….

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    BiggerNate91  over 5 years ago

    Ah yes, this arc. Just like the last one, it starts out one way and then ends another way.

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    carlzr  over 5 years ago

    According to Mozart’s biography, after he was given a secret name by the Freemasons he gave his piano a secret name then his pet parrot, and he wouldn’t stop until his wife made him.

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    lagoulou  over 5 years ago

    Out of the mouths of babes…..

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    Charles Hoeft  over 5 years ago

    “If you want something made known, tell people it is a secret” Mao Zedong

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    kab2rb  over 5 years ago

    So very true Calvin. Then people get caught in lies.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    If Calvin starts the club, does that mean he doesn’t have to sing the “Tigers Are Great” song to get in?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    In law school, I was recruited by the CIA. They wanted me to get involved in defeating Soviet ‘agricultural espionage.’ Surprisingly, I turned them down.

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    fgerbil46  over 5 years ago

    Hey Calvin, all you have to do is “smile” and it will make people wonder what you’re up to or what you have done.

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    Mokurai  over 5 years ago

    I am in the leadership of the greatest conspiracy on Earth. We conspire to do people good in every way we know of, whether they like it or not. Health care, jobs, education, science, Liberty and Justice for All…But some people don’t want any of it, because Those People will get some. Too bad for them, because millions of their children come over to our side every year.

    Why am I telling? What? Who’s going to believe me, other than the people we want to join us?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Even when you don’t exist they will keep attacking you and putting you in the worst light possible. (See the MIB and Illuminati for examples.)

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    Doctor Go  over 5 years ago

    Donald Trump as a boy…getting into practice.

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    coffeeturtle  over 5 years ago

    Ironic

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