Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 28, 2019

We are on the road to…

An unexpected road trip. Folding those maps was like trying to fold fitted sheets.

Maps in the glove compartment… where to Calvin? The Yukon? Oh, wait, that’s another arc in a few years to come.

“All bound for Mo Mo Land” ~ The KLF fet. Tammy Wynette

On the road again and again and again. You should just hide out in the G.R.O.S.S treehouse club. Mom will never look there.

Run run run run RUNNNNNN

I still wanna know, and have always wanted to know, (1) how he rolled the car, and (2) why wasn’t the car in park or with the brake on? If the 50 pound kid with a stuffed tiger can push it, there wasn’t much keeping it there! The parents should be jailed for child endangerment, and sheer, total, incompetence. This story line has always bothered me.

Better go far away this time!—-like two blocks instead of just one!

We are on the highway to…

Calvin can always join the Foreign Legions. JUST DON’T GIVE HIM A GUN!!!

Morocco.

“Hello NASA? Are you still taking volunteers to go to Mars?”

Nope Calvin. Your parents will notice that the car is not in the garage. And they’ll put two and two together.

Are we supposed to feel sorry for the obnoxious little so and so

Cal, Cal, Cal Generation-X would simply hack into NHTSA and enter a Park recall on your car. Come on, pal, get with the plan. The plan is to get B.W. back from vacation. So, plan your work and work your plan. www.nhtsa.gov/‎

AND most important of all: why is Hobbs wearing a watch? Has he always worn one? Since when has he cared for human concepts like TIME?

Run, Run, Run, Run away (Jefferson Starship)

I have a 14 month old dog I should have named Calvin. He loves to get into the shallow end of the swimming pool that came with the house, 3, 4, 5 times a day. Then he digs in the dirt, getting his paws muddy. Then he gets back in the pool. But I love him, so I put up with it, just as Calvin’s parents love him, and put up with his hi-jinks. But there will be a fence soon. Just not sure where to put it to keep him out without keeping the people out.

Maps?

That’s not the car that has a recall for coming out of park?

I remember having a similar conversation with my sister after we broke my Mom’s favorite table lamp.

Poor Calvin, like a bunch of kids that know that they F&*ked up.

I think Mom will notice something is amiss when she wants to make a trip to the store and doesn’t see the car in the garage or driveway.