Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 27, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Crab teacher wishes she can finish you off but the darn school rules won’t let her.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Stupendous man is saved/doomed!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    he’s doomed either way

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 1 year ago

    Given that she smokes a lot, she probably won’t live to retirement.

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    Wise-Cracking Amelia  over 1 year ago

    And you know the rest. (Hint: BOOM)

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Your fate is locked up

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    xsintricks  over 1 year ago

    “One day closer to retirement,” was my mantra.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 1 year ago

    Poor teacher. And many countries want to increase the age when you can officially retire.

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    jmworacle  over 1 year ago

    Ms. Wormwood reminds me of a Witch* of a teacher I had in first grade.

    *Changed the word as to not incure the rath of checquers.

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    LupisLight  over 1 year ago

    I honestly don’t understand how he thinks being Stupendous Man will help him with his test in the first place. Does Stupendous Man also have stupendous academic skills?

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    constantine48  over 1 year ago

    Suzie, the class rat!

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    Macushlalondra  over 1 year ago

    You should only have Calvin for one year. Not every year. But since he never ages in this comic you will be stuck with him forever. You will never retire and you will never be rid of Calvin.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Miss Wormwood must be going for the full 50.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    This is what happens when a plan is not thoroughly thought out!

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    Gen.Flashman  over 1 year ago

    In Texas teachers can under the rule of 80=age+years of service=80, then they get 2.3% x years of service x highest average salary.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Busted!

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    mrwiskers  over 1 year ago

    Five years until retirement. Best of luck Mrs. Wormwood. I hope your state doesn’t decide to shift your medical insurance costs to you as a thank you for all your years of service.

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    SquidGamerGal  over 1 year ago

    Nobody likes a tattletale!

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Calvin will pop out of the locker, scaring the bejeebers out of Mrs. Wormwood and giving her a heart attack.

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    wiley207  over 1 year ago

    Uh-oh, Stupendous Man’s arch-fiend Annoying Girl has blabbed to Crab Teacher about the masked man of might’s whereabouts!

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    If Calvin doesn’t say something, he may never get out.

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    alexius23  over 1 year ago

    I taught for 35 years….I can relate

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    assrdood  over 1 year ago

    Ms Wormwood is the spitting image of my second grade teacher…….except a bit slimmer.

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    sobrown51  over 1 year ago

    Miss Wormwood sure looks like she has more than the requisite maximum 30 years of teaching behind her or (more likely) it’s just aged her prematurely.

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    my decision to retire from teaching came about rather suddenly and then I counted days, not years

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    We has seen the enemy  over 1 year ago

    Hmmm … reality continues to ruin Calvin’s life

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    tims145  over 1 year ago

    Susie you little whistleblower! :) In Calvin’s case it’s justified though, for simple reasons of self-preservation

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Is Miss Wormwood a spinster or was there a Mr. Wormwood?

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    Old27F20  over 1 year ago

    Early retirement is lookin better and better huh teach.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    Calvin gets to spend her last five years in detention with her monitoring.

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    viniragu  over 1 year ago

    He’s lucky it’s not Sister Mary Joseph!!!!

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    Soon2BRetired  over 1 year ago

    I am not an old woman. However, I am an old man, and as an elementary school teacher, I totally identify with Ms. Wormwood. However, my mantra is a bit more optimistic: “FIVE DAYS TO RETIREMENT!”

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    Funny she doesn’t look Finnish.

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    rklynch  over 1 year ago

    Those five years can’t go fast enough for poor Mrs. Wormwood…

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    StevePappas  over 1 year ago

    Susie “tattle tale” Derkins

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Calvin is drawn nearer and nearer to the ’worm’hole of disaster!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She looks like 5 years past retirement…now you have a choice Calvin…

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