Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 16, 2012
Transcript:
Cathy: I feel fat. I feel flabby. I feel gross. I feel hopeless. I feel disgusted. I feel discouraged. I feel demoralized. I feel disconnected. I feel defeated. I feel old. I feel betrayed. I feel dumpy, dumpy, dumpy! Charlene: Why don't you just wear jeans to the pool this summer, Cathy? Cathy: I might feel silly.
BillyJL over 12 years ago
Aaron was right yesterday — she does look better in blue. That yellow suit would have made her look like a fat flabby gross et al (who’s al?) bumblebee. Trust me Cathy, you will never look silly.
Okay, so I lie.
I don’t know what my bud is dreaming about but he’s got this grin on his face that won’t quit. LMB and I are going for a bike ride. Mom and Dad are still off in dreamland too.
J Short over 12 years ago
Here’s radical concept: Quit eating so much and workout.
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Amen!
gmforde over 12 years ago
I feel annoyed by Cathy’s obsessive behavior. lol
mollie05 over 12 years ago
Morning all, this is the best suit so far, all she needs is a cover-up and an attitude adjustment.
NE1956 over 12 years ago
Cathy, sweet Cathy, tsk tsk tsk. You won’t look silly. You’ll look wondrous, a ravishing beauty to behold.
Uh oh, Billy just moved away from me. I think he’s afraid he’ll get hit by the lightning bolt about to flambe me. Oh, okay, I confess I might be lying to Cathy. But it’s for a good cause. Geez.
Hello all and especially
hi mom!Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
And I just feel a headache coming on from all the complaining Cathy’s doing (not to mention all the eye rolling I’m doing too!). If she doesn’t like this one, she should just try on another one. I’m sure the store has at least 10,000 more bathing suits of all styles, colors and sizes to choose from! And if all else fails . . . she should just throw on an extra-large t-shirt and cover it all up! Sheesh!!! Why does she have to make everything so much more complicated than it really needs to be?!?
Hope you’re having a great time at the shore! It’s hot as hell where I am . . . hope you’re having better temps where YOU are!
:-)
Good afternoon, lightenup, lightenupjr., K.F.G., Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, Willi Nilli, mollie05, Violet and all the REST of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here today. As always, good to “see” you all! Happy Saturday everybody!!!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hi Cathyites!! Poor Cathy — wouldn’t want to look “silly”!!! Anything but that!!!
rgcviper over 12 years ago
Methinks it’s too late for that, Cathy. Just sayin’.